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Christopher Hitchens Creates a Revised List of The 10 Commandments for the 21st Century
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Christ­opher Hitchens Creates a Revised List of The 10 Comman­dments for the 21st Century

Christ­opher Hitchens was an English American author, columnist, essayist, orator, religious and literary critic, social critic and journa­list.

Ten Comman­dments

No.
Comm­and­ment
I
Do not condemn people on the basis of their ethnicity or color.
II
Do not ever use people as private property.
III
Despise those who use violence or the threat of it in sexual relations.
IV
Hide your face and weep if you dare to harm a child.
V
Do not condemn people for their inborn nature.
VI
Be aware that you too are an animal and dependent on the web of nature, and think and act accord­ingly.
VII
Do not imagine that you can escape judgment if you rob people with a false prospectus rather than with a knife.
VIII
Turn off that fucking cell phone.
IX
Denounce all jihadists and crusaders for what they are: psycho­pathic criminals with ugly delusions.
X
Be willing to renounce any god or any religion if any holy comman­dments should contradict any of the above.
 

Christ­opher Hitchens

His Last Words

And then his last words. As he lay dying, he asked for a pen and paper and tried to write on it. After a while, he finished, held it up, looked at it and saw that it was an illegible assemblage of scribbled, meanin­gless hierog­lyp­hics. “What’s the use?” he said to Steve Wasserman. Then he dozed a little, and then roused himself and uttered a couple of words that were close to inaudible. Steve asked him to repeat them. There were two:

“Capit­alism.”

“Downf­all.”

In his end was his beginning.

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